2.22.2006

your favorite music sucks

The Test Icicles have supposedly broken up.

Awesome! (If it's true, that is.) One shitty band down, so many more to go.

Others who should give it the fuck up:

The Arctic Monkeys (UGH!)
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah (NO!)
Of Montreal
Wilco
U2
The Strokes
Coldplay
The Like
Sufjan Stevens
Franz fucking Ferdinand
The Killers
Kanye
Death Cab
Beck

There's your definitive list of horrid, overrated, bullshit music. Rock and roll is dead. Stop beating the goddamned horse. Copying other bands is not risky or cool, it's safe and boring. But I guess this is why tasteless bloggers and music journalists like this kind of tepid shit.