i hope brookers NEVER fixes the gap in her teeth

this is a brooker's newscast. it's actually pretty funny. i usually think the same shit when i watch the news. the myspace, bird flu, and weather bits were epsecially spot-on. the subtext of all news broadcasts is death. we're all going to die. i think a similar current runs through most, if not all, political discourse. we're all going to die if something isn't done about so-and-so, etc. by the way, birth causes cancer.

"WE'RE ON STORMWATCH! AN UPPER-LEVEL LOW WILL SLAM INTO THE WEST COAST TONIGHT AND WE WILL ALL DROWN AND BE HAILED AND LIGHTNINGED TO DEATH. ARE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AT RISK? TONIGHT AT 11:00."